So, erm, this little lady has come into my life and as a result I am not getting much work done at the moment. Martha (aka Miss Marple) is ten weeks old tomorrow. She’s a black and silver mini schnauzer puppy. Once minute she’s the cutest, most angelic little critter on the planet…belly up, snoring gently… and the next she’s a proper giddy kipper running around like a bat out of hell, terrorising Murphy, chasing her own tail, eating snow and barking at my slippers. I love her enormously. She’s the best.